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Idiocracy: Yesterday was one of those truly stupid days which says a lot given how stupid so much has been lately. For some unfathomable reason, instead of addressing something relevant like the high cost of everything, the Senate Judiciary committee held a hearing featuring former Special Counsel Jack Smith. The committee’s objective, or at least the objective of its Republican members, was to “prove” that Smith was a “dirt bag” who’d unfairly targeted Republicans in an effort to bring down their MAGA hero. Instead, in an incident now being referred to as Schmitt’s as in π©’s creek, Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt, one of Trump’s biggest fanboys, actually called Smith a dirtbag while accusing him of committing perjury for denying that he’d attended an Atlanta Hawks basketball game during an alleged visit to Atlanta when he supposedly was colluding with Fulton County prosecutor Fani Willis on how to take Trump down. The problem for Schmitt, is that Jack Smith wasn’t in Atlanta, he didn’t attend an Atlanta Hawks game, and he’s never met or colluded with Willis. It turns out that Schmitt’s embarrassingly inept staff had erroneously interpreted a reference to “Hawks” in one of Smith’s texts. Smith wasn’t in Atlanta at an NBA game on the referenced date or any other date during his tenure; however, he was in Maryland at an Iowa Hawkeyes college game watching Caitlin Clark who was then a college basketball star. It wasn’t just that Schmitt’s staff’s incompetence had set him up for an epic faceplant, they also appeared to have previewed what they thought was their “gotcha” moment with the right-wing echo chamber because shortly after Schmitt made the perjury/dirtbag accusation, several right-wing apparatchiks took to social media with posts featuring Schmitt’s accusation as did Fox’s Sean Hannity. Most of those social media posts were subsequently removed though Schmitt, who fancies himself as a possible Republican VP contender barely backed down. Instead, he tweeted “who knew Jack Smith was a women’s basketball fan.” For his part Jack Smith who appears to be incapable of lying, repeated the conclusions of his investigation: that Trump had committed multiple criminal acts in an effort to overturn the results of the 2020 election adding that the reason he’d obtained call logs from so many Republican politicians was because Trump called so many of them, rather than Democrats as part of his effort to overturn the election. The Schmitt debacle was only the tip of the stupid. Having renamed a Great Lake and a gulf, Trump has now signed an executive order directing all federal executive branch agencies to replace the term "artificial intelligence" (AI) with "Super Intelligence" (SI) because apparently renaming the technology eliminates the possibility of it running amok. Not that we are supposed to be concerned about AI going rogue because the billionaires running all the AI companies and the ones manufacturing the chips that are their lifeblood promise to do their best to make their errant bots behave and Trump says that they can be trusted because they like him love the country. Trump who earlier promised to send $5,000 checks (AKA bribes) to all adults if Republicans manage to maintain control of the House and Senate after the midterms is now promising to send bonuses to people who allow data centers to be built in their communities, not that he’ll admit that the reason so many towns don’t want the data centers isn’t because they hate him or even fear progress but because their local electric grids and water systems don’t have the capacity to support data centers’ substantial utility needs. Trump who probably doesn’t understand what AI is because really who does, is mostly concerned about what will happen to the equity markets and his substantial personal technology portfolio if AI companies and chip manufacturers aren’t allowed to move full speed ahead. He’s right to be concerned because a major market dive before the midterms would turn the anticipated blue wave into a blue tsunami, one that could result in both houses turning deep blue.
More π©: Things are going about as well as expected at the FBI considering that FBI Director Kash Patel is a right-wing social media pundit who prioritizes flying on his government funded jet and attending his girlfriend’s concerts to actually doing his job. Andrew Bailey, FBI co-deputy director who when he was hired last year was viewed as a potential successor to FBI Director Kash Patel, has resigned. By current standards, Bailey was viewed as a somewhat competent, serious person, though that’s probably a bit of an overstatement given that he participated in this year’s Fulton County ballot grab. Apparently, he never got along with Patel and finally lost it when two of his respected FBI counterterrorism agents who’d been tasked with investigating harassing phone calls being made to Stephen Miller’s wife/podcaster Katie Miller were “reassigned” for failing to aggressively pursue the threatening caller(s), a function that usually falls to local police rather than to the FBI. On the subject of terrorism, something is hinky about the alleged terrorist event that took place in the UK this week outside of a US airbase. The five suspects, all British nationals in their twenties, who’d been picked up have been released on bail because no explosives were found in their vans π€·♀️ π€·♀️. Lastly, for today, Trump is running taxpayer funded campaign ads touting his accomplishments. That’s not normal, the ads aren’t public service announcements and paying for campaign ads violates the Hatch Act but it’s not like πTrump has to worry about following the law which also explains why he’s illegally rescinding $810 million of Health and Human Services funding appropriated by Congress.