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Green Algae and Iran: The blue paint that Trump had applied to the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool as part of his overbudget $15 million renovation is peeling off helped by the gallons of peroxide that his cracker jack pool team poured into the pool to kill the algae that is making the pool appear greener than ever because it turns out that in addition to killing algae, peroxide removes paint. In a few days Trump will tell us that green is the new blue and he will move on from the pond to one of his other vanity projects, like his planned Arc d’ Trump or the East Wing/ballroom monstrosity that was supposed to cost $200 million and be funded by private donors but will now cost $600 million with $350 million coming from taxpayer money that had been earmarked for the Secret Service and the White House Military Office. Given his pool failure and all those cost overruns, why should we be surprised that the far more complicated and impactful Iran war that Trump was “forced” into by Bibi who despite his persistence never managed to achieve similar influence over Trump’s predecessors is ending or ending for now with Iran emerging on top. Nevertheless, Trump, the master of deception, insists that having achieved none of his nuclear, regime change, and missile goals, he’s achieved everything he wanted to achieve and that he’s done so in a manner far superior to that “stupid son of a bitch” Obama and Sleepy Guy Biden. Trump’s capitulation involves unfreezing $25 billion of Iran’s assets; Obama got skewered for releasing $2.7 billion. Trump’s deal involves $300 billion making its way to Iran for reconstruction, Obama’s deal zip. Trump has pushed off making a deal on Iran’s uranium stockpile and hasn’t done anything about Iran’s enrichment program. Obama’s deal involved a 98% reduction in the stockpile and capped the enrichment at 3.7%. Trump’s deal has opened the Strait of Hormuz but leaves it likely that Iran with the help of Oman will control the Strait and charge tolls at some point in the not-so-distant future. Under Obama the Strait didn’t have to be reopened because it wasn’t closed and transit remained free. Obama’s deal did nothing about Iran’s missiles, Trump gets points for eliminating some of them, but he basically blew that accomplishment out of the water by saying that “it would be unfair for Iran not to have ballistic missiles if other countries have them.” Obama, the guy who got trashed for wearing a tan suit never said it was okay for Iran to have ballistic missiles, nor would he.
Fractured
History:
To cap things off, Trump affixed his signature to his memorandum of
understanding with Iran in Versailles, where the disastrous treaty to end World
War I, the treaty which is blamed for creating the German instability that
facilitated Hitler’s rise, was signed. An optically awful location but then
again the NY Times’ Haberman and Swan team report that Trump frequently
compares himself to Hitler, citing the writings of an “important” historian who
is really a golf pro. Keeping with that idiocy, not just the vision of
Trump supergluing gold “dΓ©cor” on to WH walls or throwing out valuable WH
silverware or tossing candy detritus on the floor, earlier this week Yale law
school graduate VP Vance defended the Iran deal by saying that all wars
including WW II ended with some kind of negotiation. Apparently he missed
that following Hitler’s suicide, Germany surrendered unconditionally to Allied
forces and that Japan did the same after Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked. JD
is also blaming Israel for everything, something he wouldn’t be doing without
Trump’s blessing. Netanyahu should have looked up the acronym ETTD, as in
Everything Trump Touches Dies months ago. As to the rest of the Iran
negotiations that are supposed to be completed in 60 days, Vance, Trump’s
designated point person/blame cushion cancelled his scheduled trip to
Switzerland last night either because Israel and Hezbollah are still attacking
each other or because the Iranian travel team wasn’t ready or both. Tan
suit guy Obama did however have a great day yesterday. With all previous
live presidents and their wives, except of course for Trump and Melania, he
celebrated the opening of his library. Milli Vanilli wasn’t there to help him
celebrate but that’s okay because Bruce Springstein and Stevie Wonder filled
in. π πΆ
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π©: New Federal
Reserve Chair Kevin Warsh held rates steady, opting to continue fighting
inflation instead of providing Trump the rate cut that he covets. The
Federal Reserve’s decision was both appropriate and funny given that Trump
still hasn’t forgiven Warsh’s predecessor for doing the same. It turns
out that War/Beer Pete’s decision to eliminate the flu shot mandate for troops
is playing out as expected. A major flu outbreak at Lackland Air Force
Base in Texas has sickened 160 troops, with one of the afflicted dying, sadly
joining the other 24,000 people who have died from the flu so far during the
2025-2026 flu season. Who but everyone could have possibly anticipated that a
bunch of young, unprotected people sleeping in close proximity would get sick
with a contagious disease that could be avoided, or at the very least made less
lethal by a simple shot. The Air Force is now requiring that everyone at
the Lackland Base get their jab, better late than never? No comment from
Beer/War Pete perhaps because he’s in the midst of launching his review of NATO
participants where he’s expected to punish members for not supporting our
efforts in Iran because. To state the obvious, we’re living in truly bizarre
and disheartening times.