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War and ⚽️: Spain won the FIFA World Cup. Trump who spent part of his weekend playing golf attended the Sunday match despite the escalating Iran war and even though New Jersey’s Meadowlands stadium doesn’t have the super secure ballroom he says he absolutely must have in order to safely host events in Washington. The Canadian smoke covering parts of the Northeast is gone, at least for now, but not gone enough for Trump who is threatening to impose tariffs on our northern neighbors for their failure to adequately “sweep” their forests. Parts of downtown Manhattan were flooded by the torrential rain that hit the area on Saturday night while another person died from Legionnaire’s disease on the Upper East Side. The FDA now says it goofed when it cited Taylor Farm’s Mexican lettuce as the source of the gnarly Cyclospora outbreak that’s infected thousands, about what you’d expect from the currently understaffed FDA and their also understaffed CDC cousin which stopped monitoring Cyclospora outbreaks because Elon Musk and his Doge geniuses thought that parasite monitoring was so yesterday. Usha Vance gave birth to a baby boy, VP Vance’s fourth child. The Vance’s baby was planned but if Secretary of War/Beer Pete Hegseth’s testosterone for male troops plans are implemented there will be a slew of very unplanned “rape” babies born soon, at least that’s what Fox’s Jesse Watters more than implied (celebrated?) on Friday. While Usha was in labor, the rest of us were watching football, washing lettuce, seeking shelter from the rain deluge, and/or doing our best to evade legionella infected water towers, four more soldiers died in the escalating Iran war that’s now almost five months old. The four soldiers, three of whom died during a strike on a US base in Jordan and another from shrapnel during a “controlled” detonation of an Iranian drone in northern Iraq, are just the tip of the iceberg, thousands more have died in the region, and an additional 430 American soldiers have been injured or wounded since the war began. Nevertheless, Trump who has upped attacks on Iran insists we’ve won, and that the Strait of Hormuz is under our control but like many things he says, as our regional allies who keep on getting struck by Iran’s missiles and drones know, that’s fake news.
Senate Mania: Though Maine’s Democratic party selection process for replacing the Nazi tattooed, accused rapist Graham Planter isn’t over yet, the state’s Democrats appear to be coalescing behind former state Senate president Troy Jackson. Seeing the writing on the wall, three other of major candidates including Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, physician Nirav Shah and former congressional staffer Jordan Wood, have dropped out of the race. Jackson who shares most of Platner’s “progressive” views, is the guy who was previously accused of throwing a bottle at one of Platner’s female supporters. Apparently Jackson’s bottle throwing pales in comparison to Platner’s sexcapades and ink π€·♀️ so that’s not a problem, or not yet a problem. While the Maine mess has been getting lots of attention, there’s a lot going on in other Senate races. In Nebraska where incumbent Republican Pete Ricketts is up for reelection, with the blessing of her party Cindy Burbank, the official Democratic candidate has dropped out of the race, throwing her support to Nebraska Independent Dan Osborn who while viewed as a longshot has a better chance of unseating Ricketts. As part of his pitch to voters, Osborn says that if he wins he won’t caucus with either party. In Alaska, Democrat Mary Peltola, the native Alaskan who served in Congress for one plus terms before losing her reelection bid in 2024, a victim of Trump’s sweep, is running against incumbent Republican Dan S Sullivan. Peltola is a credible candidate whose chances in Alaska’s ranked choice voting election may be helped by Dan Sullivan’s Dan Sullivan problem. That problem involves the candidacy of a second Dan Sullivan who can be distinguished from Incumbent Dan only by his middle initial J. Despite efforts by the state’s Republican party and Incumbent Dan S to have him booted, name “doppelganger” Dan J remains on the ballot. It’s confusing but that’s the point. South Carolina still has to choose a Republican to replace departed Senator Lindsey Graham in the November election. Over the weekend Trump muddied up that process by announcing his endorsement of Lindsey’s sister Darline Graham Nordone who was sworn in last week as South Carolina’s interim “place saving” Senator. To date Darline has not indicated an interest in running for a full term but then again, Trump’s endorsement almost guarantees her the seat if she wants it so she might decide she wants it. That would be a major disappointment to those who plan to run including Republican Congressman Ralph Norman who announced his candidacy this weekend. In Michigan which may be the most important race of all, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren who were among Graham Platner’s supporters were out campaigning for candidate Abdul Al Sayed, their now favorite progressive who can’t find it within him to say that “rogue state” Israel has a right to exist as a Jewish state. AOC who notably did not endorse Platner maybe because she believed all the accusations against him was also on the Al Sayed trail this weekend. Al Sayed is running against more moderate candidate Congresswoman Haley Stevens who has been endorsed by retiring Senator Gary Peters, former Senator Debbie Stabenow, Emily’s List, and the Congressional Black Caucus in appreciation for her support of them. She also has support from AIPAC, which is the ultimate double-edged sword.
Governor Mishigas: Trump has endorsed wacko pillow guy Mike Lindell who is running for governor in Minnesota against Senator Amy Klobuchar. Republican Lindell is not registered to vote in Minnesota, but he is a dedicated Trump fan and election denier and besides, he’s got precedent on his side since Alabama Senator “coach” Tommy Tuberville resides in Florida when he’s not in Washington and is now running to become Alabama’s next Governor. The race to replace Wisconsin’s retiring Democratic Governor Tony Evers hit a bigly bump this weekend after the Democratic party’s leading candidate Lieutenant Governor Sara Rodriguez dropped out over improprieties in her finance reports. Governor Ever’s preferred candidate, Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley, who had left the race because of Rodriguez’s ascendance, has now reentered the race. Other Democrats running include State Representative Francesca Hong and former Lt Governor Mandela Barnes who lost his Senate bid against Republican Ron Johnson in 2022. Wisconsin is the ultimate fifty-fifty state; moderate Democrats fear that progressives Hong and Barnes would lose the election to the Republican candidate Tom Tiffany. π€·♀️