Barbarian at the Gaetz
Nestor’s Dad: Starting off with the weirdly bizarre this morning
and by weird and bizarre, think Matt Gaetz, the Republican Congressman/Former
Guy fanboy from Florida’s panhandle. Sure there’s more substantive news
but the Gaetz story is far more entertaining unless of course you are or know a
17 year girl. So here goes: early yesterday several media outlets
reported that Gaetz was toying with cutting his stay in Congress short to go
work for right wing Fox wannabee Newsmax as their answer to Tucker
Carlson. Not long after the Newsmax story emerged, the NY Times revealed
that Gaetz was under investigation by the Justice Department over an alleged
sexual relationship with a 17 year old and for paying for her to travel with
him across state lines. The investigation into Gaetz predates the Biden
administration, it was initiated when Bill Barr was Attorney General and the
source of Gaetz dirt is likely another disgraced Florida politician, former
Seminole County Tax Collector Joel Greenberg who was indicted last summer for
sex trafficking and financially supporting people in exchange for sex.
Gaetz, who you may or may not remember, shocked a lot of people a few year ago
when he revealed that the young man living with him was his “pretend adopted”
son Nestor, immediately refuted the sex trafficking story by saying sure he’s
paid for girls to travel with him but they’ve all been of age while claiming
that he and his father were helping the FBI investigate a former FBI Agent who
was attempting to extort money from them, a story that sounds like it comes out
of the Roger Stone playbook because it might. Anyway, yesterday’s episode
ended with Gaetz appearing on Tucker Carlson’s Fox show where he not so subtly
implicated Tucker in his sexual crime-capades. Stay posted, episode two
is likely to be a dandy. In other mostly irrelevant news, the Former Guy
has launched his own web site, not the Twitter/Parler like application he’s
threatened, but one that mimics Cameo, the go to site for hiring celebrities to
deliver birthday and/or congratulatory messages to friends and family. So
if you want the Former Guy or his current wife to give your right wing friends
a shout out or your left wing ones a fright, for a fee of course, now you know
where to go. The Former Guy needs the cash as his legal expenses ticked
up yesterday after a NY judge ruled that former Apprentice Summer Zervos’
defamation case against him could move forward now that he’s no longer in
office, because two Capitol officers are now suing him for the physical and
emotional distress they suffered as a result of the January 6 insurrection and
because it’s only a matter of time before Dominion Voting Machines, now suing
Fox for mondo bucks, sues him too. By the way, Pillow Man Lindell, another
character who refuses to crawl back into his hole, asserts that the Former Guy
will be back in his “rightful” Oval Office perch by August, thanks to a “voter
fraud” lawsuit that he’s pursuing with the pools of cash he’s amassed selling
crappy pillows to the FGs base.
Out of Breath: The Chauvin trial continued yesterday with some more damning and emotional testimony from a few more witnesses, including Darnella Frazier, the teen who took the now viral video of Chauvin kneeing George Floyd’s neck and her 9 year old cousin Judeah Reynolds who was with her at the time and who described the terrible event in easily understood, simple language by testifying “It felt like he (Chauvin) was stopping his breathing and it was kind of like hurting him.” Testimony was also provided by off duty firefighter/EMT Genevieve Hansen whose offers to help the suffering Floyd were strongly rebuffed by the police and mixed martial arts expert Donald Williams who, referring to Chauvin’s actions, called 911 to report that he thought he’d just seen a murder. So far we’ve only heard from the prosecution but its hard to believe that much can be said to defend Chauvin’s actions which is why the defense is expected to claim that Floyd’s death had nothing to do with the knee to the neck but was instead caused by his drug intake, an assertion contradicted by the coroner’s report.
Viral Musings: We’re in a fourth wave, the only question is whether the race to deliver vaccines moderates its peak. Right now that race remains focused on delivering shots to adults but to reach herd immunity children will also need to be vaccinated. To that end the good news is that this morning Pfizer reported that its vaccine was safe and 100% effective against symptomatic disease in a study of 2200 children twelve and older making it likely that middle and high school aged students will be eligible for vaccination by the time schools open in the fall. The right wing and anti vaxx set have found a new target, vaccine passports. They’re up in arms about the concept that anyone will have to show proof of vaccination to do anything, of course they’ve forgotten that school children and travelers to certain regions have had to prove vaccination for eons. Of note, Florida Governor DeSantis who has been playing fast and loose with his state’s morbidity and mortality statistics says he will ban passports in his state. So depressingly on brand.
And, infrastructure day is here, again.
550,996
147,602,345
shots in arms
50% of all
seniors are now fully vaccinated