Nay, Neigh, Nyet
Mailing It In: It’s Friday but we still don’t know whether
Mehmet Oz or David McCormick will be Pennsylvania’ Republican Senate
candidate. With around 8700 mail-in votes still uncounted Oz has a very
slim 1124 vote lead over McCormick. Unless one of the two garners a
significantly disproportionate share of the remaining votes, a mandatory
recount will be triggered making it likely that a winner won’t be declared
until early June. Of course the Former Guy isn’t interested in any of
that; he’s insisting that Oz just declare himself the victor and move on
because that worked out so well for him? The McCormick side, which
includes many of the same FG aides who questioned both the validity of mail-in
votes in 2020 and Biden’s victory, wants to wait until every ballot is counted
particularly since many of them come from his home county. For his part Oz
hasn’t declared himself the winner, yet, but he has said some of the quiet part
out loud, thanking Fox pundit Sean Hannity for providing him with so much
valuable campaign advice during their daily calls. As to saying quiet
stuff out loud Conservative Union chairman Matt Schlapp who is currently in
autocratic leader Viktor Orban’s Hungary for this year’s “American”
Conservative PAC conference weighed in on both the imminent overturning of Roe
v Wade and Replacement Theory by saying banning abortion is a good thing since
it helps with the “great replacement” and will result in the birth of more of
“our people.” I shudder to think what his plans are for the forced pregnancies
that lead to more babies who aren’t white evangelicals. Then again,
judging by yesterday’s House vote, we kind of know what his party’s plans
are. Yesterday 192 Republicans, including all of GOP leadership, voted
against providing $28 million to the FDA to help address the current baby
formula shortage because while fertilized eggs matter to them, actual babies,
particularly poor ones don’t. That said, they’ll all continue to harp on
the formula debacle because it makes for a good political talking point,
especially if they let it fester. Unfortunately for them between getting
Abbott’s plant up and running again, importing banned by the revised NAFTA
agreement formula from overseas, and allowing WIC (women, infants and children)
food stamp beneficiaries increased buying flexibility, the formula problem will
be resolved soon, though not soon enough for those currently in a bind. By the
way Panhandle Putz Matt Gaetz believes that families who use WIC benefits are
not “hard-working Americans” and shouldn’t have access to more baby
formula. Apparently Herr Putz, whose district includes lots of members of
the military doesn’t know or care that many of those financially stressed
families are WIC beneficiaries. Getting back to fertilized eggs, Oklahoma
is gearing up to ban abortions from the moment of fertilization. Their
new law will take a page from Texas, allowing state residents to sue those
having or abetting an abortion because isn’t that what good neighbors do and
doesn’t every state need period police?
Primary Colors: Next week there will be primaries in Arkansas,
Alabama and Georgia where the FG has basically abandoned former Senator David
Perdue, the gubernatorial candidate he endorsed over current Governor Brian
Kemp, something to do with polls that show Kemp leading Perdue by 32 points and
the FG not wanting to be associated with another loser. To be clear, Kemp
is as conservative as they come and a whiz at voter suppression, the FG hates
him because he refused to overturn the result of the 2020 election. To that
end, the interesting Georgia race to watch is the too close to predict one
between incumbent Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, who refused to find
those 11k votes that the FG asked him to dig up, and his challenger Congressman
Jody Hice, who voted against certifying Biden’s victory and who promises that
he’ll get to the bottom of all that fraud that wasn’t making sure that no
Democrat ever “steals” another statewide election again. Needless to say,
Hice has the FG’s full endorsement. In Alabama, where, as a result of the
impending retirement of Republican Senator Richard Shelby, a Senate seat is up
for grabs, Congressman Mo Brooks, who had the FG endorsement before he lost it
when it became clear that he was lagging in the polls, is going to lose.
The likely Republican winner will be Katie Britt who, absent any as yet
undisclosed accusations of child molestation, will cruise to victory and on to
the Senate because Alabama is as red as you get.
Human Resources: Elon Musk whose takeover of Twitter remains in
jeopardy has been tweeting a lot, as in tons, of weird stuff lately, peculiar
even for him. First he tweeted “in the past I voted Democrat because they
were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division
& hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.” Then
because saying that he was moving to the “replacement theory” party not because
he doesn’t want to pay more in taxes but because Democrats weren’t kind enough
wasn’t sufficiently Orwellian, he tweet warned that an onslaught of “political
attacks” against him would be forthcoming. Well, late yesterday we
learned what he meant by “political attacks.” Apparently his SpaceX
company paid one of his former flight attendant’s $250,000 to settle a sexual
misconduct case in 2018. The case which we are learning about now only
because a friend of the flight attendant, who isn’t talking because she signed
one of those non-disclosure agreements, has come forward with the
details. The case involved Musk flashing his private parts at the flight
attendant during a massage, promising to buy her a horse if she provided
him with a “whole body” experience. Apparently, having massage skills is
a Flight Attendant requirement in Musk world not surprising given that
frequently published photograph of Musk with Jeffrey Epstein abettor Ghislaine
Maxwell. Though he’s not been accused of sexual harassment, it looks like
the House January 6th Committee has pictures of at least one
Republican Congressman, Barry Loudermilk, giving some “constituents” or
insurrectionists posing as constituents a tour through the Capitol on January 5th.
That’s significant for two reasons: first, because of pandemic restrictions
Capitol tours were suspended at that time, and, second, Loudermilk had
previously denied giving such a tour. It wouldn’t be a reach to assume
that the January 6th Committee has many more implicating pictures
that they’re about to share. Speaking of implicating, there’s also be
reporting about the ongoing investigation into all things Hunter Biden and how
he resolved his tax liability. No doubt that Hunter’s business dealings are
questionable but maybe that’s not why they’re getting so much attention.
It’s as good a time as any to mention the $600 million that Javanka booked
during the FG presidency and the recent $2 billion capital commitment that the
Saudi wealth fund made to the not so qualified Jared’s investment vehicle
π»π»π» The $40 billion aid package for Ukraine passed the
Senate yesterday by a vote of 86 to 11. Despite Minority Leader Mitch
McConnell saying that voting against the package would be a mistake because “anyone concerned about the cost of
supporting a Ukrainian victory should consider the much larger cost should
Ukraine lose” all 11 naysayers were Republicans including: Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee, John
Boozman of Arkansas, Mike Braun of Indiana, Mike Crapo of Idaho, Bill Hagerty
of Tennessee, Josh Hawley of Missouri, Mike Lee of Utah, Cynthia Lummis of
Wyoming, Roger Marshall of Kansas, Rand Paul of Kentucky and Tommy Tuberville
of Alabama. Some of them are presidential wannabees, some are just
placating the FG, one is Rand Paul, and then there’s Tuberville who might not
even knew what he was voting against.